Noobs Are Coming

Noobs Are Coming

Noobs Are Coming is a chaotic arena roguelike where you are the Final Boss. Inspired by games like Brotato and The Binding of Isaac, this title flips the script: instead of playing the hero, you take the role of a massive MMORPG-style boss fighting off endless waves of noob adventurers. With short, addictive runs and a large roster of unique bosses, the game blends parody, mayhem, and explosive synergy.

Developer and Updates

Developed by Overboy, Noobs Are Coming is currently in Early Access with frequent updates. Recent additions include new bosses, attacks, items, and achievements.

Gameplay

In Noobs Are Coming, every run drops you into a tight arena packed with swarms of enemies. As the boss, you unleash devastating abilities, summon minions, throw giant objects, or even grow plant monsters. The game offers over 30 playable bosses, 70+ unique attacks, and 140+ items, ensuring every build feels different. Push your stats to absurd levels and watch the screen fill with chaos in bullet-hell fashion.

Key Features

• Play as dozens of unique bosses including the Giant Worm, Spider Queen, and Succubus

• Quick, addictive runs lasting less than 30 minutes

• Combine boss patterns, physics-based attacks, minions, and custom effects

• Endless mode with increasingly intense waves of noobs

• Experiment with item stacking and build-breaking synergies

• Parody RPG cutscenes, MMO raid humor, and quirky enemy chatter

• Original soundtrack designed for chaotic battles

• Singleplayer, multiplayer, and 4-player local co-op (with Steam Remote Play)

• Twitch Streamer Mode lets your audience invade the game as noobs